Are you playing with the Harry Potter again?

I just had a quick lunch with one of my best friends and she abruptly tells me that she is going to a movie with a former co-worker. Let me tell you about this co-worker...She just moved here from Portland, Oregon. That's right, I said Portland, Oregon. I heard she was from Oregon. Yes, the west coast. I think that she said she was from Oregon. Portland, I think! She dressed inappropriately in the work place and showed us all her fatty boobs and rolls that would make cinnabon jealous. Did I say that she was a chef from the Portland area? And man can she make a mean portion cup full of Alfredo Sauce. Oh, and she is a broadway singer, an author, an illustrator, a survivalist and apparently NOT a sinner! Things must be different where she grew up. Did I mention that she was from Oregon? Well anyway, I guess it is okay that they go see the new Harry Potter movie together. Gosh, I sure hope my friend doesn't start liking her better than me. I just don't know what I would do...